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nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

atrobel:

good-angel-bad-wolf:

rhinozilla:

Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.

Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.

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I just…I feel confused and lied to.

just imagine Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki

This sounds like one of those maths puzzles.

If Jensen is taller than Benedict and Jared is taller than Jensen how afraid will Martin be of being stepped on by Jared?

gayforemoleman:

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

not a vegan by choice mind you, a person who physically could not digest animal proteins

mrmisterheyhey:

All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

mrmisterheyhey:

All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

oopsiejamie:

Welcome to the Land of Ooo #blackmilk #blackmilkclothing #bmusasharkies #bmeastcoast #bmatlandofooohwmflegs #adventuretime #landofooo

oopsiejamie:

Welcome to the Land of Ooo #blackmilk #blackmilkclothing #bmusasharkies #bmeastcoast #bmatlandofooohwmflegs #adventuretime #landofooo

jonasbrothers:

jonasbrothers:

i just tried to get a piece of dirt off of my computer screen using my cursor 

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have a christmas


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